My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
I made my friend a card for her birthday…
5-22: Swan Song
I cry like a baby every freaking time.
Swan Song was the best finale of the show, you can’t convince me otherwise
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic
cheking to see if anyone is laughing after making a joke
little jaden looks so pleased with himself
The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound
if a plant is sad do other plants photosympathize with it?
”i chlorofeel you man”
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